It will become obvious that I had high hopes in the beginning of this, but decided that finishing it would be too much work.
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Opening Scene 3
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Everyone's nightmare: Annie and a bag of radishes.
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Opening Scene 2
"Flowing Rivers" isn't just the name of an album released by Andy Gibb in the 1977.
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Re last will and testament
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Opening Scene 1
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Don't expect the generations we keep shitting on to save us later on. We don't deserve it.
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An actual morning-after reaction to one of the weirdest dreams I've ever had.
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Fake dustjacket copy for a book never written.
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If you've ever lived on a cup full of nickels, you know that it sucks.
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This actually happened—to someone I barely recognize but still actively try to forget.