Where Am I?
Everyone's nightmare: Annie and a bag of radishes.
I knew that if I didn't do something fast, the day would get away from me and I'd be stuck doing something I not only didn't want to do, but something that I would pay someone not to have to do.
But it was too late. She was coming straight toward me on the sidewalk, clutching a bag of radishes in one hand while she held a phone to her ear with the other. I knew that if she got off the phone before I could clear out that she'd be chucking those radishes at me for all she was worth.
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